orjasmicliving:

captainjaymerica:

captainjaymerica:

captainjaymerica:

meghanwaslike:

grapejellyking:

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

*ugly laugh*

what the actual fuck

m But who told him this was okay. Like, you know he had a hype man saying “Hey Jack, you can cut a rug better than anyone I know!” Sit down, man. It’s taco night and you’re embarrassing the family in front of company. Lookin like Smeagol out here with your weird ass krump-type motions. You’re making Sally uncomfortable and Little Billy isn’t invited to his friends’ houses anymore.
I can’t let this video go honestly. Dude dancing like a Heartless from Kingdom Hearts, creepin out lil kids. I’m expecting Sora to burst through the window with his keyblade and cut this man down. Dude really looks like a mix between a Heartless and Tight Eyez.
I’m not about to let this video die. No way. I’m not about to let this man thinking he’s gonna jiggy his way into a rap video get off easy. Nah. Dude really looked like he was walking across some river rocks or some shit. This is the type of guy to wear a fuzzy ass winter sweater with shorts and socks and flip-flops. Party like it’s ya birthday? We ain’t partyin like shit.

Omg I’ve never laughed so hard at such a short video

This has absolutely made my day I can’t breathe

This sounds weird, but I hope that the guy I marry one day is like this - who at 40+ isn’t afraid to still have fun and be goofy and make me smile no matter how much it embarasses our future children

(Source: vinebox)

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. "

� Martin Luther King (via daddylookingforhisbaby)

(via curvecreation)

"

1) You are allowed to take up space. You are a human.

2) You are allowed to have a voice.

3) You are allowed to leave whenever you feel unsafe or uncomfortable.

4) You deserve more than someone who doesn’t know how to respect you.

5) You are allowed to put your own needs first.

6) You are allowed to love yourself.

"

� 6:11 p.m. (Six reminders for bad times)

(Source: angryasianfeminist, via buildandbalance)

"

I don’t want to look back in five years time and think, ‘We could have been magnificent, but I was afraid.’ In 5 years I want to tell of how fear tried to cheat me out of the best thing in life, and I didn’t let it.

"

"You have this one life. How do you wanna spend it? Apologizing? Regretting? Questioning? Hating yourself? Dieting? Running after people who don’t see you? Be brave. Believe in yourself. Do what feels good. Take risks. You have this one life. Make yourself proud. "

"One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me? "

� Steve Maraboli  (via terrible)

(Source: psych-facts, via givenchyantigona)

"Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them. "

Anonymous (via blackbruise)

If only that person existed… 

(Source: stayy-for-tonight, via linna-pee)

linna-pee:

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

😩😍

I see far too many of the third one… 

hazards of the job I guess

I am such a child of this generation. Instant gratification plz. I hate this waiting.

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